Have you seen the terrible news from Apple's 3rd quarter conference call?! Apple's Mac business made up 60% of its revenue for the June quarter, in which it sold a record-breaking number of Macs for a single quarter.

Friggin' Apple. It hasn't updated the full-size or nano iPods since September of last year, and it hasn't even provided a single software update in several months for any of its iPods! Clearly Apple is neglecting its iPod business. If Apple doesn't provide a touchscreen, Wi-Fi-enabled, true video iPod with 300 GB of disk space in neon green by next Tuesday, I'm getting a Zune!

I mean seriously!